I woke up with the full intention of conquering this wretched Monday morning, the one I dread every week when it turns about 3pm on Sundays. So, I woke up extra early for work so I wouldn't be late. Not even 5 minutes later a chain of events occurred that altered the direction of conquering victory. I went to pee and get ready. I flushed the toilet, then noticed that the toilet paper was still there upon flushing, and the water was filling very rapidly to the top of the toilet. Oh man, it has to flush the second time, I thought to myself. Nope, flushing again only made the water fill up even more, causing me to panic. Last weekend we purchased a monster plunger from the Vietnamese grocery store, it was not as powerful as PP had promised. After plunging for 10 minutes, I felt defeated. I just decided to finish getting ready before trying to plunge again. Once I was finished getting ready, I plunged for another 10 minutes. Still, no luck. I closed the toilet and wrote a letter on a piece of white paper with a marker. Half angry, half sad, that my biceps did no justice. I wrote about how sucky the new plunger was, and made it clear that the toilet was previously clogged by someone who took a "massive shit". Had to be sure everyone knew it was not me that dropped one. I mean, I'm innocent. I only peed!
Anyways, so far there have been numerous things that have happened.
1. The car battery died. Causing both PP & Justin to be late for work / school.
2. They both did not have breakfast.
3. I got yelled at for things I did not do. (user error)
Can Monday be over already?
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